Sunday, February 3, 2008

The Kess Konnection - Part 4 - The United Safety Security Company


Our story so far - Don Mynack, a self-described "sap" with an Internet connection and a free email account, has been corresponding with Kess, a refugee from Africa.

Kess lives in a camp in Ghana. He has enlisted Mynack in a scheme to trick the security company holding his father's inheritance into releasing the money to them.

Kess's "solicitor", Mr. Peter PremPrem, has instructed Mynack to contact the United Safety Security Company, where Kess's father supposedly left his fortune...


Compliments to you Dr Tom Kofi of United Safety Security Company!

I am writing you as a representative of KESIENA ODIBO(OF SIERE LEONE), also represented by Mr. Peter PremPrem, solicitor.

You have a package that will need to be shipped to my address. I would ask you to whatever you do, please do not look inside the package. Do not open the package. Do not x-ray the package. Do not peel the tape back even a teeny, teeny tiny bit to peek at what may be inside. Do not even think about the contents of the package in an attempt to discern what the package maybe containing. No, do not even look at my package.

Also, do not open the package in a dark room or with your eyes closed and "feel around" the inside to attempt to ascertain what may be within the package. You did not think I would think of that one, did you?


I know you well, Dr. Tom Kofi. Indeed, I do.


You may be asking "Why should I not look into the package?" This Mynack is many miles away. Does he have far-looking eyes that can see to Africa? Perhaps a satellite of some sort? Does he have spies right here at the United Safety Security Company that are looking at me right now?



If only I would tell you this, eh? HA! You are not needing to look at the inside of the package because I am revealing it to you now! It is nothing but paper! Worthless, valueless paper, that looks amazingly like money, but is in fact, not. So, if you are not to be trusting me and are trying to be opening the package, that is what you will be seeing. So, it is worth nothing to you! No need to look inside, I assure you!!


However, I will need to insure this package for $12.5 million. Please ask Peter PremPrem for the funds to cover this - he has agreed to pay whatever expensesare necessary out of his own pocket. Please do not let him leave without doing this.



Please forward the package with all haste to my home at:


P.O. Box 288

Houston, TX, 77001-0288



Many Blessings and Compliments to You!!!!


Donald P Mynack




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About Me

Houston, Texas, United States
Don Mynack is the pseudonym of Todd Wolf, local freelance writer, area man, and bon vivant. Contact Don Mynack at don.mynack at gmail.