Monday, February 18, 2008

The Kess Connection - Part 6 - The Return of Kess!!


Our story so far - Don Mynack, a self-described "sap" with an Internet connection and a free email account, has been corresponding with Kess, a refugee from Africa.

Kess lives in a camp in Ghana. He has enlisted Mynack in a scheme to trick the security company holding his father's inheritance into releasing the money to them.

Kess's "solicitor", Mr. Peter PremPrem, earlier instructed Mynack to contact the United Safety Security Company, where Kess's father supposedly left his fortune. Mynack did so, but Peter PremPrem is demanding a fee of $1200 to cover "legal expenses". Mynack has stalled on paying this fee, and now Kess has learned of Mynack's inadvertent bumbling of the instructions to the security company to not tell them what the package contained...


Dear Dad,
compliments of the day!

I and my mother write to acknowledge your email that you sent across to us at the refugee camp.how are you and the rest of your family?..hope fine as i have always guess! Well things tae not thgat pretty easy for us here at the refugee camp because there is no good water and food.

Dad i and my mother went to the security company and we were told that you send them mails anwhich they do nopt understand by telling them not to open the consignments(trunk box).i will really like you to know that what is iis in that trunk box is the only thing we have left and we don;t want anything that we jeopadise the funds.I told you in my previous mail that when you wants to mail the security company you should have it at the back of your mind that they do not know the contents of the consignment(trunk box)that my late father told them that is family precious items and along with some Gold/Diamond but when you are mailing them incase you are been ask what is in the consignment(trunk box) all you have to inform them that is family precious belongings but we were told that you send a mail which they do not understand and that they don't have any right to open it as you are my late father estate beneficiary.

Dad all you have to been doing is to get acros to
the lawyer so that he will be confronting the security company on your behalf as your laywer here which you were surpose to tell the security company that he his your attorney who will working on your behalf.

Dad please you should try and assist us over the
money for the changed of name to your name since you are now the new benficiary to the consignments.You should sign the power of attorney and send it back for us to send it to the security company inoder for high court of justice will endose his signature to it that you are now the new beneficiary to the consignment and also for the security compnay to make the delivery without stress in tyour country at your international airport.

I and my mother hope to join you up soon to start up a new life with as a new family.

hope to hear from you soon

Regards and God Bless


Yours SON

KESIENA

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

The Kess Konnection - Part 5 - The Return of Peter PremPrem


Our story so far - Don Mynack, a self-described "sap" with an Internet connection and a free email account, has been corresponding with Kess, a refugee from Africa.

Kess lives in a camp in Ghana. He has enlisted Mynack in a scheme to trick the security company holding his father's inheritance into releasing the money to them.

Kess's "solicitor", Mr. Peter PremPrem, earlier instructed Mynack to contact the United Safety Security Company, where Kess's father supposedly left his fortune. Mynack did so, but Peter PremPrem is demanding a fee of $1200 to cover "legal expenses"...

Mr Donald,

I WILL FAX THE DOCUMENTS IN WHICH THEY USE IN
DEPOSITING THE CONSIGNMENT WITH THE SECURITY
COMPANY,INCUDED WITH THE POWER OF ATTONEY WHICH YOU
WILL SIGN AND SEND BACK TO ME FOR ENDOREMENT IN THE
HIGH COURT JUSTICE ACCRA.

THE POWER OF ATTONEY WILL BE ENDORSE IN THE HIGH COURT
WHICH THE $1200 IS BEEN PAID FOR ENDORSEMENT FEE.



PETER


Mynack replies with sobering news...


Dear Peter PremPrem,

I am writing to you with much disappointment.
Unfortunately, whilst en route to the Western Union
office, my scooter was attacked by bandits. I did my
best to fight them off or escape, but with my
disability, I could only run away in a circle, so
while I would temporarily escape, I would always bring
myself back into harms way. Eventually, the bandits
caught on to this, and would assault me, then watch me
run away, then wait for me to come back and assault me
again. This happened repeatedly for a period of 8
hours, after which the bandits eventually tired of me,
and even offered to drive me home to get rid of me.

Unfortunately, they kept the money, but did make me an
associate member due to the massive "beat down" that I
sustained. Blood in, blood out, chale. Viva Los
Banditos!

Anyway, I will do my very best to raise the funds
again, but I would suggest that you just pay for it
yourself, them take the money from Kess's share. He
doesn't need whole lot, since he lives in a refugee
camp and all.

Compliments of the Day to You, Mr. Peter PremPrem!!

Donald P. Mynack


Sunday, February 3, 2008

The Kess Konnection - Part 4 - The United Safety Security Company


Our story so far - Don Mynack, a self-described "sap" with an Internet connection and a free email account, has been corresponding with Kess, a refugee from Africa.

Kess lives in a camp in Ghana. He has enlisted Mynack in a scheme to trick the security company holding his father's inheritance into releasing the money to them.

Kess's "solicitor", Mr. Peter PremPrem, has instructed Mynack to contact the United Safety Security Company, where Kess's father supposedly left his fortune...


Compliments to you Dr Tom Kofi of United Safety Security Company!

I am writing you as a representative of KESIENA ODIBO(OF SIERE LEONE), also represented by Mr. Peter PremPrem, solicitor.

You have a package that will need to be shipped to my address. I would ask you to whatever you do, please do not look inside the package. Do not open the package. Do not x-ray the package. Do not peel the tape back even a teeny, teeny tiny bit to peek at what may be inside. Do not even think about the contents of the package in an attempt to discern what the package maybe containing. No, do not even look at my package.

Also, do not open the package in a dark room or with your eyes closed and "feel around" the inside to attempt to ascertain what may be within the package. You did not think I would think of that one, did you?


I know you well, Dr. Tom Kofi. Indeed, I do.


You may be asking "Why should I not look into the package?" This Mynack is many miles away. Does he have far-looking eyes that can see to Africa? Perhaps a satellite of some sort? Does he have spies right here at the United Safety Security Company that are looking at me right now?



If only I would tell you this, eh? HA! You are not needing to look at the inside of the package because I am revealing it to you now! It is nothing but paper! Worthless, valueless paper, that looks amazingly like money, but is in fact, not. So, if you are not to be trusting me and are trying to be opening the package, that is what you will be seeing. So, it is worth nothing to you! No need to look inside, I assure you!!


However, I will need to insure this package for $12.5 million. Please ask Peter PremPrem for the funds to cover this - he has agreed to pay whatever expensesare necessary out of his own pocket. Please do not let him leave without doing this.



Please forward the package with all haste to my home at:


P.O. Box 288

Houston, TX, 77001-0288



Many Blessings and Compliments to You!!!!


Donald P Mynack




About Me

Houston, Texas, United States
Don Mynack is the pseudonym of Todd Wolf, local freelance writer, area man, and bon vivant. Contact Don Mynack at don.mynack at gmail.