The Kess Konnection - Part Three - The Worst Lawyer in Africa

Our story so far - Don Mynack, a self-described "sap" with an Internet connection and a free email account, has been corresponding with Kess, a refugee from Africa.

Kess lives in a camp in Ghana. He has enlisted Mynack in a scheme to trick the security company holding his father's inheritance into releasing the money to them.

First, he must communicate with Mr. Peter PremPrem, in order to work out something to do with the security company in "high court of justice accra". Strangely, he seems to know much about Kess and his struggles. He even makes similar grammatical mistakes...


Mr. Peter PremPrem writes:

Sir, In reciept of your email,the transaction is 100% free risk so do not worry every thing will be fine. I want you to keep the money in safe place for good investment for my client,but please do not disclose the content to the security company. The first stage of the transaction is to change all documents to your name as the beneficiary to my client,after that the security company will deliver the consignment immediately to you in your house or place of delivery. The change of ownership,incuded with Attoney fee will cost $1,200 whcih will be paid on your name in the high court of justice accra,i here as a legal solicitor will stand as a witness for you.

Sir if this fee is paid the security company will deliver the consignment,because the documents is not on your name,i have discussed with the director of the security company and he said i should bring documents to his office indicating you as the beneficiary in the documents.

You are sending the money to my secretary through wetern union transfer, - Name- NYEROVWO OMONAKE ACCRA GHANA. I will fax the documents in which keseina late father used in depositing the consignment with the secirity comapny. Looking to your promt reply.

Regards, Peter premprem

Note: You can contact the security company that you are the beneficiary to kesiena,and that you have been in contact with me and we are bringing all documents on your name to him so the delivery can be commence.his name is Dr Tom Kofi. The name of the company is UNITED SAFETY SECURITY COMPANY.

Mynack quickly replies:

Sir Prem Prem!

Glad to be hearing of you sir, very much so!

Because of my disability described in the previous
message, I am unable to go to a Western Union office
at this time. However, I have attached a reasonable
facsimile of what $1200 might look like if I could
make it myself. It may suffice as payment to your
friend at the United Security Company, since I am
ignorant of how currency laws work and such. Please
present this as payment to the high court at Accra
with my deepest appreciation. It's 100% free risk!

Many Compliments to you and All of the Ghana people
and the Security company and the refugee camp and the
high court of Accra!!!

Donald P. Mynack


Next - The United Safety Security Company!

The Kess Konnection - Part Two - A New Son

Our story so far - Don Mynack, a self-described "sap" with an Internet connection and a free email account, has been corresponding with Kess, a refugee from Africa.

Kess lives in a camp in Ghana. He has enlisted Mynack in a scheme to trick the security company holding his father's inheritance into releasing the money to them.

After Mynack's reply, Kess responds:

Dear Dad,

Compliments of the day!

Please permit me ti be calling you Dad since you

aregoing to be opur beneficiary.afater i got your

email i and my mother nowe went to the security

company to infrom them that we have got my late

father foreign business partner in oversea whom will

assist us to receive the consignments as it was in

the agreement my late father made with them that it

should not be release without a foreign beneficiary.

        So dad i and my mother will really like you to

please do forwrd us your passport and also send us

your fax number for us to fax you the documents

along with your Full contact address which we are

going to used to file for the release of the

consignment.we have also decided that you will need

a lawyer who will be assisting you overhere since am

still too young and my mother is not too fit for all

these now,so we have approached a lawyer whom has

agreed to assist you in confronting the security company. So

 he will like to speak with you so that

you can give hiom your details and alson inform him

about his % after the whole transaction.Below is the

contact of the security company:

       PETERPREMS CHAMBERS.

     BARRISTER PETER PREMPREM

   E-MAIL peterpremprem@lawyer.com 

       00233-244515508 

  When you are calling him you should inform him that

you atre calling inrespect of the Kesiena Odibo

family(of sierre leone) in thre refugee camp.

Hope to hear from you soon with those particulars.

   Regards and God bless

    Yours Son

    Kesiena Odibo 

Mynack quickly replied with the requested image.

Compliments of the Day, Dear Son!

I have attached an image of my passport which should

be sufficing for our transaction.

You can fax me at (713) 278 9898.

My address is being:

P.O. Box 288

Houston, TX, 77001-0288

Unfortunately, I am not able to communicate by voice

to your lawyer. I had my voicebox torn out in a

horrible tether ball accident many years ago and now

can only use fax and the internet to communicate.

Hopefully, I can pay for a new one with my share of

the $12.5 million. I will be emailing your lawyer with

my information rapidly!!

Hope things in the refugee camp are going well.

Many Blessings and Compliments to You My Son!!

Next - The Worst Lawyer in Africa!!

The Kess Konnection - A Cry For Help!- Part One

The first email began like so.....

Attn:Compliment of the day!

I and my mother write to seek for your assistance and we
got your contact from a noble gentleman and his wife
(Mr and Mrs Steve Baker) who were tourist that came to
our refugee camp to give a seminar about AIDS,whom my mother confronted
 that we are looking for a trust worthy and Godfearing person that can
assist us retreive and invest our funds in oversea,i and my mother
will be very happy  and appreciate and we welcome your assistance.
First and foremost i must solicit your strictest confidency
in this transaction and i prayed that my decision to contact
you will be given guinue approval considering the fact that
we have not know each other before.

I which to introduce myself to you, Am KESIENA ODIBO from sierre leone
west africa, i write to inform you my desire to invest and buy a house
in your country, Am 22years old the second Son of Mr Micheal. Odibo.
My father before his death,he was a diamond/Gold merchant in my country.
My late father was shot by rebels on his waytravelling to Louisa a city
after freetown the capital city along with my eldr brother.My brother
died on the spot why my father was rescue by the UN peace keeping
force and was taken to the hospital for medical treatment which he
later died after three months. Before he died,he reveal to my mother
about a trunk boxes containing $12.5 million US Dollar which he deposited
with a security company here in Ghana for safe keeping.My father never
disclose the contents of the boxes to the security company to avoid
the officials to raise an eyebrows on the funds.

Presently myself and my mother are here in Ghana to notify the security
company for the claims, and we are staying in the refugee camp.When we
got to the security company, we were told that my late father made an
agreement bonds withg the security company that they should not release
 the consignemt to any member of my family without a foreign business
partner in oversea,that is why my mother and i are contacting you and
seeking for your assistance. Therefore,i want you to lecture me and my
mother how best we can invest this funds,because my father told us that
its dangerous to invest this funds in Africa to avoid suspicious and due
 to the market instability couple with the economic and political
instabilty facing african countries,that is why we wants to invest in abroad.

For your mutual assistance,myself and my mother have agreed to offer you 25%
out of the funds.We have all documents covering the deposit and the ownership
 which we can fax to you on request.So i will really like you to get back to
soon with your Direct mobile number and Fax number. 

Regards And God Bless

Kesiena Odibo 
(For the Family) 

Mynack quickly replied...

Compliment of the Day to you, Kess Obido!

Go ahead and send me the $12.5 million in cash via air 

freight. I'll be happy to keep an eye on it for you.

Thanks,

Donald P. Mynack

Next - Part Two of The Kess Konnection!!

Mynack at Your Service!

Greetings to all! It is I, the mighty Don Mynack! I am reserving this space to get me writing again, and to post the hilarious (to myself) things I have written over the last few years that have been read by absolutely nobody except a very privileged few. I'll be doing my best to regularly post for the next few months, to actually approach some kind of work ethic, as far as writing is concerned. Keep on keepin' it real, dogs.