web, y'know, for kicks (at work, of course). Long story short, I happened
upon the PBA (Professional Bowlers Association) website, where I
discovered...a goldmine! One of these photos was gracing the homepage, and
it rotated each time you visited. Needless to say, an veritable orgy of
refreshing and right-click "Save Image As.."-ing occurred. Now, without
further introduction, I present them to you.

Walter Williams Jr.- "Physics Help Him Beat the Lane and Make His
Millions". Well, if by physics you mean beer and nachos, then, yeah.

Pete Weber - "This Bad Boy Bowled a Perfect Game at Age 12".
Unfortunately, the Perfect Mustache still eludes him at age 55.

Jason Couch - "Hardest Working Bowler That Ever Lived". Are you sure
about that? Earl Anthony bowled his way through the Bataan Death March,
whippersnapper.

Brian Voss - "His Army Stint Gave Him Command of the Ball." And also
Clamydia. We're not sure how either helps his bowling.

Chris Barnes - "Playing With the Pros Straight Out of the Gate". Rumor has it he wasn't averse to playing non-straight if it got him into the pros.